Working in a doctors office, there are a variety of things that patients do that piss me off and I want to mention them in case any of ya'll out there do them. The first of these is being rude to the front office. It happens all the time, and the irony of it is that often times these are the patients who are the most personable to the providers themselves (I have had the unique experience of spending many hours in both the front office and with the providers in the room, so my experiences are pretty accurate here). Now from a psychological perspective I guess I understand it. Going to see the doctor is a submissive act in a sense. It is humbling to have a finger shoved up your ass once a year, or your vagina swabbed with a fancy form of a cue tip. Consequently, one may subconsciously want to belittle someone else, and in a doctors office this usually ends up being the front office. You argue over filling out the paperwork when you have an insurance change, then roll your eyes and take the clipboard with a huff. If the doctor is running late, you yell at the staff as if it is our fault the physician is slow, checking repeatedly to see where your chart is in line and thus insinuating that we are somehow keeping it from reaching the front (by the way, I have never once seen a patient tell a doctor to his face "that he/she was slow and they will change their provider if it keeps up", but I have had that screamed at me in the middle of the waiting room on several occasions). If any of you know anyone who behaves this way at the office please deliver this message to them: "GET OVER YOURSELF! You are not special nor are you entitled to different treatment than any other john or jane doe that walks though the door. We follow rules, they are not made by us, and we cannot change them because you ask us to. Bitching to me will not change them." On the "you are not special note" this brings up another annoyance of mine in the office. You are not the doctors favorite patient ever and thus are not entitled to special treatment. Doctors are not that different from strippers in this sense. Of course they will act like you are the greatest person in the world when they see you, that is what they are paid to do, that is good business. However, you aren't getting to see the doctor free in a room at the office anymore often then you are getting a free lap dances at the club. You aren't special, you are a client, and clients pay for specialized skills.
EDIT: Of course nothing I said in the above passage applies to Kyle. He is special, and I have no doubt that if he tried he would get free lap dances.
Alright keep checking the blog frequently and I will keep updating it.
2 comments:
Nice work, sir. I especially like the analogy of the doctor and the stripper. If you've got the money, they've got the time. My high school government teacher actually taught me that quote by applying it to Daytona Beach's tourist economy.
Gizz, if you don't update this blog by the time i see you tomorrow there is goin to be hell to pay
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